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Thanks to jandjsalmon for my banner! Left to right, these are my VRs for: Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Cho Chang, Severus Snape, Orla Quirke, and Malcolm Baddock.




NEW PEOPLE: Say hi! Do it here! Do it now!

Dramatis Personae:

Milo - my son. He's thirteen years old and autistic.

Prat!Ex - aka Milo's father - the utter tool that I was married to. Hurray for divorce!

Oldersister - aka ciaryn - my older sister, mother to my three nieces.

Youngersister - aka leaper182 - my younger sister. She is not actually a small orange and white hamster, she just plays one on LJ. Approach with caution, as she is a surly hamster.


General disclaimers:

1. I'm boring, I really am. Read at your own risk.

2. Ficbits happen sometimes, although not often. Sometimes they might be a bit on the saucy side of naughty.

3. Any choking on food, snorting of drinkable liquids, or possible expulsion of body fluids while reading is entirely your own fault for sharing my sense of humor. Know that it might happen at any time that something on this journal causes this reaction. If you know you're susceptible, we advise you to put the soda down before reading.

4. Coca Cola is the One True Cola.

5. We are all about the love between Ferret Boy and Weasel Girl here. Other ships might show up, but none that break up the holy pairing. Bring D/Hr within a mile of this journal and you will be shot down like a mad dog. (Well, you can mention you like it, just don't make me read it.)

6. I will, on occasion, complain about my life, and more specifically my money problems. This is not intended as a telethon-style plea, but rather as a venting of my emotions. If you feel like showering me with money, I take paypal, but I'll also take the liberty of directing you to someone who needs it more, 4Christina, or to larger worthy organizations, like Temporary Assistance Program for Survivors (of soldiers killed in the line of duty) and DonorsChoose, which lets you give directly to children's education.

7. Here is a map of my friends who've signed up. You should sign up, too. All the cool kids are doing it.

8. If you take an icon, give proper credit. If I have an icon that's not properly credited, let me know so I can change it.

9. Friend me to your heart's content; I may or may not friend you back. Also, feel free to comment at will, as I don't bite, and only very rarely whip out my red pen outside of betaing.

10. Don't you just love round numbers?

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